15 Things You Should Never Ask Google
Explore the quirky side of Google’s limitations in “15 Things You Should Never Ask Google.”
From absurd queries to amusing responses, discover why seeking advice on ninja librarians or unicorn studies might not be Google’s forte.
Navigate the pitfalls of illegal inquiries and unearth the lighter side of tech dos and don’ts. Read More
Google is our go-to genie in the digital bottle, ready to grant us answers to almost any question we throw its way. However, there are some queries that even Google can’t handle—or, more accurately, shouldn’t handle.
Here’s a tongue-in-cheek list of 15 things you should never ask Google, because, well, some questions are just too wild for even the mighty search engine to tackle!
- How To Lose weight- Losing weight can be confusing because there’s a lot of wrong information and scams about pills and promises.
Some people are making money by giving bad advice that can be risky. Be careful and choose safe ways to lose weight.
- Can I marry my cat? – Sorry, Google can’t officiate feline-human unions. Try a pet wedding planner instead.
How to become a unicorn? – Google may not have a step-by-step guide, but it’s worth trying to find out, just in case.
Can I hire a sloth as my life coach? – Google might not endorse lazy coaching, but imagine the slow and steady success stories!
What’s the best way to communicate with dolphins- Google might not speak “dolphinese,” but who knows, maybe dolphins are secretly experts in dance choreography.
How to Cheat: Seeking ways to cheat in exams, games, or any other context is discouraged. It undermines the principles of fair play and integrity.
Plagiarism Techniques: Do not ask Google for methods or tools to plagiarise content. Plagiarism is a breach of academic and ethical standards.
Illegal Activities: Do not ask Google for guidance on engaging in illegal activities.
- Unethical Hacking: Avoid queries related to hacking, unauthorised access to systems, or any form of cybercrime. Such activities are illegal and can result in severe consequences.
Where is my phone- Lost your phone? No worries, Google’s got its detective hat on – it always knows where your sneaky phone is hiding! Just give it a ring, and your phone will spill the beans on its secret location.
I can’t sleep- Looking for a cure for insomnia? Skip the Google Assistant on this one. Instead of sleep solutions, you might stumble upon a spooky Reddit forum called nosleep, full of creepy stories. Tonight’s bedtime might just require some extra nightlights.
Ok Google, Do the Dishes- We all want someone else to clean up after cooking, right? Well, your Google Assistant can’t do that, but it’ll play along.
Ask, and it might say, “Let me try… magical noises Did anything happen? I guess I can’t.”
- You Work for the CIA- Avoid dropping the word “CIA” in your chat with Google Assistant! If you dared to joke about it, you probably got an interesting response.
While it’s all in good fun, a Reddit user shared that Google Assistant once shut itself off when asked if it works for the CIA. Another Reddit thread reveals that Google Assistant gets a bit mysterious and avoids a direct answer. It’s like it’s keeping secrets – makes you want to ask even more questions, doesn’t it?
- Are you Better than Alexa?- Avoid stirring the pot between Google Assistant and Alexa! These two have some serious bad blood, thanks to their competition for your attention. If you dare to ask Google Assistant about Alexa, be ready for some sarcastic comebacks or maybe even a little snark.
It’s like a voice assistant showdown with nasty puns and blows flying – definitely not a conversation to bring up if you want to stay in Google’s good books!
- Loneliness Number- If you ever feel like testing Google’s sense of humor, just ask, “OK Google, what is the loneliest number?” Brace yourself for a not-so-cheery response: “I hear two can be as bad as one.” Looks like even Google’s got some philosophical thoughts on loneliness!
While Google is a wizard of the web, there are some questions that even this tech sorcerer can’t conjure up answers for. So, next time you’re pondering life’s quirky mysteries, remember to keep it light, keep it fun, and maybe consult a non-digital oracle for the truly outlandish inquiries!
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